Last night we went to Beacher’s Madhouse at The Roosevelt Hotel.  I don’t really go out to Hollywood clubs anymore (I kind of wore myself out on those by the time I turned 21, as illegal as that is).  But Beacher’s is something that is straight up out of this world.  ”Freak show” wouldn’t really even give it justice.  The bottle of Jack Daniel’s we ordered was delivered to our table by a lit up flying midget, accompanied by the soundtrack of R Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly”.  Aside from all of the awesome midgets, there was a break dancing dude on stilts, a GIANT (I’m taking 7 feet) black lady with boobs the size of my body, many full sized muppet characters, and an 80 year old hairy skeletor man dressed in S&M attire.

Aside from all of these interesting characters, Beacher’s also has a number of live shows throughout the night.  From a terribly amazing rock band dressed in drag, to a human slinky, so amazing burlesque dancers, to a french stripper….the night was full of amazing surprises.  What a fucking awesome place.  If you are ever in LA, make sure to go here on Wednesdays or Saturdays!